"If a DOG was the TEACHER you would learn things like:
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure Ecstasy.Take naps. ...Stretch before rising. Run, romp, and play daily.Thrive on attention and let people touch you. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do."